Finally – a sultry woman with a nice body. It’s about time!

Paris Hilton got sentenced to 45 days in jail for a parole violation.

I’m thinking about violating my own parole in order to be in the Lynwood jail at the same time as Paris. I’ll take 45 lacy brassieres so that I can get in to daily catfights with her and we can rip each other’s tops off.

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3 responses to “Finally – a sultry woman with a nice body. It’s about time!

  1. Don’t take all the lacy brassieres; leave some for me, dammit!

  2. i reckon she’d floor ya in round three

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