Why our department will be attending a mandatory Cultural Diversity Seminar next week (names have been changed for obvious reasons):
“Boss”: My husband is going to Guatemala tomorrow. He said he’s taking $700 because that’s like, a million dollars there.
“ScooterX”: Tell him to get his manicure here before he leaves, because “Barbara” said there aren’t any Korean ladies running nail shops in Guatemala.
“Boss”: Look at you and your out-dated stereotypes!! Vietnamese ladies run the nail shops. Korean ladies run the liquor stores.
“HR Director”: …