I feel a disturbance … as if a million monkeys cried out at once and then … were silenced…

The postman delivered a box today! Wage was excited! It was a care package from my mother and it was loaded with all sorts of things a girl needs, but can’t find in Santa Monica.

Care package from my mother!

The contents:

One Louisville newspaper (The Courier Journal) with complete Kentucky Derby coverage

Two fancy rings

Three magnetic bead bracelets (one white, one pink, one black)

One silver bracelet with ancient religious symbols

Three bars Cadbury Dairy Milk

Three Lunch Bags with gummi pizza, gummi hamburgers, gummi hot dogs, gummi fries and gummi soft drink bottles

Two ziplock bags full of proper licorice

One cell phone holder in the shape of a dog (breed unknown)

One wooden oven rack puller (because she knows the oven door has no handle)

One pickle and/or olive stabber

One MONKEY!!

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5 responses to “I feel a disturbance … as if a million monkeys cried out at once and then … were silenced…

  1. that dog looks like a corgi from here. did your mother send any ‘love yas’? i think i might have some dairy milk for breakfast.

  2. Cellphone holder looks like a corgi to me!

  3. Corgi is my vote too… hehe.

  4. I guess I should edit that original statement to say, “Breed unknown – to only me, since everyone else got it on the first try!”

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