We’ve shellacked it and covered it with an acrylic polymer

Beauty Advice – COSMOgirl magazine vs. Wage

Q: How can I hide freckles without wearing foundation?

COSMOgirl: Tap a mixture of liquid concealer and face moisturizer that contains SPF 15 over the spots you want to tone down.

Wage: Hide your freckles under a box.

Q: What’s the best way to shrink the pores on my nose and cover them up?

COSMOgirl: Exfoliate three times a week to get the gunk out. Every morning, spread a pore-minimizing gel over your nose before putting on makeup.

Wage: Cover your pores with a box.

Q: My cheeks are always red. Is there a way to cover the redness?

COSMOgirl: Spread a tinted moisturizer all over, then blend a gold-pink blush over your cheeks.

Wage: Cover the redness with a box.

Cover the redness with a box

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6 responses to “We’ve shellacked it and covered it with an acrylic polymer

  1. Does that box make my arse look fat?

  2. Amazing … I’m wearing exactly the same thing!

  3. I must say, the parts that AREN’T covered by the box are lookin’ pretty damn good! Whoot!

  4. I must say, the parts that AREN’T covered by the box are lookin’ pretty damn good!

    Thanks, Sue!

  5. me: C, look it’s Brian!
    C: oh bless! nice box!
    me: but look! just look!
    C: i know, why does he get to look great in stilettos?

  6. why does he get to look great in stilettos?

    If you got it, flaunt it, innit?

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