The recurring feature you’ve all been waiting for – PART THREE of:
If you were sixteen-years old, how would you prefer to die of embarrassment?
1) Because your mother keeps posting this feature in front of everyone on the internet.
2) Because your grandmother took you shopping for clothes, but wouldn’t buy you anything black and/or studded and/or from Hot Topic, and then she had the nerve to suggest that you might try wearing something more ladylike, which she said in a voice loud enough to be heard by everyone in the store.
3) Because when the police told you to stop and you didn’t, they chased you down, tackled you in the middle of the street, handcuffed you and when they brought you home in the back of patrol car, your mother gave you THAT LOOK in front of all the neighbors.