I played Resident Evil 4 again, but this time WITH the Infinite Rocket Launcher. They don’t tell you it costs a million pesetas, so I was over halfway through before I could afford to buy it from the shady merchant. My hit ratio went down because I used the rocket launcher for EVERYthing – like, opening boxes, for example. But I killed way more not-zombies/infected townspeople this time around. It wouldn’t have taken “as long” if I’d stopped the game properly while I made jam and went out clubbing, but I think the vastly improved “times killed” stats more than make up for it.
Now I can return it to Gamefly lest I play it yet again!