Say, can I split your top and butter your buns?

On the phone with CK:

Me: I got a Flickr mail saying someone had made me one of their contacts, but I didn’t recognize the name.

CK: What’s up with that?

Me: I clicked through to the profile, but he didn’t have any of his own pictures. He’s just a member of a lot of groups. Then it had a “since this guy doesn’t have any of his own pictures, here’s a sample of his friend’s pictures” thing and there was a close-up of some fellow’s backside with an unmentionable sticking out of the orifice. I didn’t need to see that at eight in the morning and at work.

CK: Can you go ahead and send me that link?

Me: …

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One response to “Say, can I split your top and butter your buns?

  1. The Almighty Cuthulu

    Maybe you have found where Norm swain is hiding from the creditors. still though, Fuck Norm Swain! The Almighty Cuthulu has spoken

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