Six-year-olds and nuclear weapons: a combination that just can’t be beat
Halloween guidelines according to the note from school:
Children need to be able to use the restroom without adults needing to unbuckle, unzip or otherwise assist children with their costumes.
NO SCARY, BLOODY or GORY costumes allowed.
No fake blood or knives sticking out of children’s heads is acceptable.
No plastic swords, sabers or plastic guns are allowed.
Halloween guidelines summarized by Obi-Wan:
Nothing fun is allowed. If you think of something fun, forget it, because you can’t do it. I don’t see why we have to be concerned about the little kids being scared of anything, because we wouldn’t walk within 30 feet of those savages in the first place.
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