Six-year-olds and nuclear weapons: a combination that just can’t be beat

Halloween guidelines according to the note from school:

  • Children need to be able to use the restroom without adults needing to unbuckle, unzip or otherwise assist children with their costumes.
  • NO SCARY, BLOODY or GORY costumes allowed.
  • No fake blood or knives sticking out of children’s heads is acceptable.
  • No plastic swords, sabers or plastic guns are allowed.
  • No masks.
  • No candy.
  • Halloween guidelines summarized by Obi-Wan:

  • Nothing fun is allowed. If you think of something fun, forget it, because you can’t do it. I don’t see why we have to be concerned about the little kids being scared of anything, because we wouldn’t walk within 30 feet of those savages in the first place.
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    2 responses to “Six-year-olds and nuclear weapons: a combination that just can’t be beat

    1. The Almighty Cuthulu

      Hmmmm there is a disturbance in the Swain. Fuck Norm Swain! The Almighty Cuthulu has spoken.

    2. no candy?! no candy?! oh this has definitely got something to do with that swain bloke!

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