I JUS’ BAWDEEZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK!

Me: May I speak to Mr. Flores?
 
Lady: Mr. Flores isn’t here. He’s out of town. 
 
Me: Oh.
 
Lady: He’s out of town indefinitely.
 
Me: Does he drive a black Escalade?
 
Lady: Yes. Why?
 
Me: Because one of our drivers just hit his car outside the house and spoke with someone claiming to BE Mr. Flores.
 
Lady: Hang on. I’ll get him.

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