I think my mother should have her own blog. I know I’d read it.
Mother: I went to a Christmas party at Teresa’s house. She really knows how to decorate!
Me: Yeah? Was it festive?
Mother: Her place was just beautiful. On the dining room table, she had transformers.
Me: Transformers? What, like from the movie?
Mother: What? Transformers. You know, those things that go under your dinner plate.
Mother: Oh. Yes. Chargers, not transformers…