Context-Free Messages Received By My Phone

{Installment 2 of ??}

I’m not complaining about the cramming in of meat!

Amn’t I only after arriving at the bleeding chinkys?

Chickens are a cruel people.

I can’t find plush salt on Google Image Search.

Try boking in the waiting room.

Your cat is snoring.

Can you bring me a glazed cinnamon donut roll?

Watch out for snakes!

Wake up! It’s Christmas!

Perverts wear purple, apparently.

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