You know, wild horses couldn’t drag this plot any further

I got an email from the UK Alumni Association about the SoCal Derby party being held at Hollywood Park.

For the low, low price of $62 per person, I would receive admission to the track, parking accommodations, a program AND the Gold Club Chef’s Table buffet lunch!

Or, you know what? If I just GO to Hollywood Park, I could pay $47 and get admission to the track, parking accomodations, TAX, TIP, COFFEE AND TEA plus the same Gold Cup Chef’s Table buffet.

For $38, same thing, but just the Turf Club buffet.

General admission is $8. No lunch or what have you.

Is it the program that’s costing me $15? Is it made of gold leaf?

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One response to “You know, wild horses couldn’t drag this plot any further

  1. It’s made from parchment created from the skin of newborn unicorns, dipped in 27 carat gold and hand-printed by blind African pygmy monks, who were then thrown into a volcano as a sacrifice so they could never reproduce such beauty again.
    That’s my bet. Run it by the UKAA and see if I’m right.

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