You know what burns my butt? A flame about this high.

I was wondering if there’s some sort of exam a person has to pass to get hired on at a printers. Would it be a written test? Surely it would be more about how to operate the machinery. Questions like,

“Printing Press #4 erupts in flames and threatens to engulf Printing Press #5. Do you:

1) Run screaming from the building.
2) Quickly shift the print queues for Press #4 and Press #5 to Press #1 and Press #2, respectively, before attempting to extinguish the flames with the supplied red canister.
3) Send a typo-ridden email to 911 requesting assistance.”

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